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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

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Perpetuum Mobile

12/3/2019

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Happy Second Birthday to The Constant! To celebrate, we're tackling the story that everyone advised Mark not to tell, that Mark himself failed over and over again to write: The Brownian Ratchet. And along the way, we're dropping into a select few of the many, many perpetual motion machines people have claimed to invented over the centuries.
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Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod
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Suck and Blow

11/19/2019

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Everything you've ever learned about physics, chemistry, astronomy, and even biology, is wrong. That was the conclusion reached by Alfred Lawson, major league pitcher, avionics pioneer, populist political leader and the founder of the stupidest university ever: The University of Lawsonomy. Come with us for a journey through the life and confounding works of Lawson, the rise of his new science and its rapid, farcical fall. 
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Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod
Lakey Inspired

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Necessity

11/5/2019

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In the first century BC, The Greek philosopher Carneades asked a question: is it moral to kill an innocent person to preserve your own life? Two thousand years later, a court in England settled the matter, once and for all. This is a story about sailors, shipwrecks, murder, cannibalism and, ultimately, who owes what to whom. 
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Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod
Short Tailed Snails
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The Curse

10/22/2019

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Did someone say "more mummies"? No? You didn't hear that? It sounded like "more mummies" but it was kind of muffled and droning? OH GOD WHAT'S THAT!?
It's still October, and we're still being spooky. This week, it's the story of King Tutankhamen's Curse, which is a bit more superstitious than our usual fare. But stick with me, because there's more to this urban legend than you might at first suspect. It might not be from a Pharaohor an Egyptian god, but by the end of this episode, I promise there will be a curse.

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Music by:

Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod  
​animeistrash


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Chewing The Fat

10/8/2019

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In 2009, Peruvian police offered a disturbing solution to the murders of 46 people in the city of Trujillo. It was sensational, shocking and unbelievable. Yet, it was tied to a long, rich--and now largely forgotten--part of western history: using and eating human body parts as medicine.
This episode may be disturbing to... anyone who is at all sensible. Discretion is advised. 
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Kevin MacLeod  ​

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A Pain in The Glass

9/24/2019

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In April of 1954, Seattle was home to one of the weirdest events in American history: residents were gripped with fear as a mysterious force roamed the city, leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage in its wake. Despite the efforts of mayors and governors, police and marines, scientists, engineers and even The President of The United States, no one could figure out the culprit. But we can. On today's episode, we solve the mystery of The Seattle Windshield Pitting Epidemic.

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Lee Rosevere


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A Dreamcast Deferred

9/10/2019

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On 9/9/99 The Sega Dreamcast had the most successful product launch of literally any commercial product in history. It quickly came to dominate the market, outperforming all its competition. Less than a year and a half later, it was dead, and Sega was cut down to a shell of its former self. This week, we're looking at why, and at the long storied history of failure and missteps that came along with building an entirely new creative medium like nothing the world had ever seen before: video games.
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Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod  
​Alex McCulloch
Chance de la Soul
animeistrash


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The Forty Six Dollar Man

8/27/2019

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While shooting an episode in a Carnival Funhouse, the production team of The Six Million Dollar Man made a gruesome discovery: a mummified human corpse, painted neon red and mistakenly hung from a noose as a cheap scare. And the story of who he was, and how he got there, is so much better than anything 1970s television could have ever produced.

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Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere
Kevin MacLeod  ​

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Madagascar

8/13/2019

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This is the story of an island, and the worst thing to never happen there.
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Kevin MacLeod
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The Golden Episode

7/30/2019

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It's our fiftieth episode! Our golden anniversary! You know what we got you? The Lost City of Gold: El Dorado. We know, we shouldn't have. Seriously, we really shouldn't have. 

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Blue Dot Sessions
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animeistrash
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