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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

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A Pirate's Life for Me

5/6/2025

 
Clew up! Man the top sails! Other generic sailing jargon! There's a pirate utopia off the starboard bow!
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Madagascar (Redux)

4/22/2025

 
The story of an island, and the worst thing that never happened on it.
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Holy Ship, Part 3

4/8/2025

 
Has anyone found the ark? Noah way. (sorry)
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Holy Ship, Part 2

3/25/2025

 
There are a lot of people who claim to have found people who claim to have found Noah's Ark.
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Holy Ship, Part One

3/11/2025

 
I need two of every one of you to line up for this series.
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Out of The Blue

2/25/2025

 
There's a thin line between "improbable" and "impossible".
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Love and Marriage

2/11/2025

 
What a romantic sounding title. I bet this will be a sweet one.
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The Airship (Redux)

1/28/2025

 
The misadventures of a steamfitting vice president who dreamed to dare.
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In The Meantime

1/14/2025

 
It's about time we talk about time.


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It's About Time

12/31/2024

 
Happy New Year, you buncha weirdos!
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