The Apocalypse fails to appear. A doctor goes to disturbing lengths to end masturbation. A millionaire spends his fortune dynamiting the sky. Breakfast is changed forever. The Constant is back.

Check out our new Patreon, to help fund the show and get all kinds of neat bonus stuff: https://www.patreon.com/theconstant. And be sure to visit our newest sponsor, HelloFresh, via this link here: https://www.hellofresh.com/landing/theconstant80 and enter promo code "theconstant80" for $80 off your first month of delicious meals. Seriously, it's really very good.

Music by:
Blue Dot Sessions
Lee Rosevere

Lots o' big news at The Constant. New episodes begin Tuesday, 4/23, and will follow every two weeks thereafter. No more seasons, no more gluts of material to overwhelm you followed by months of radio silence. Just a slow, steady stream of new stories.
And to support this new model, we're introducing a Patreon. I hope you'll support us by chipping in $2 an episode--four bucks a month, max--to help bring the show to everyone. If you do, you'll get an array of cool benefits, like access to the new Secret Feed, where we'll be dropping regular bonus episodes and content just for our Patreon Supporters. Take a look, check it out, climb on board. Thanks to all of you for helping to build and support this weird little show.
Cheers,
Mark