The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

Sweet Animal Suite

1/23/2018

Fire-Proof Lizards, Vegetable Lambs and Ball-Biting Beavers

Throughout time people have twisted the most humdrum of creatures until they were fantastical, bizarre, unbelievable monsters. From a logistically unfeasible hybrid to a self-castrating quarry, we're bringing you a suite of four stupefying animal myths, and then tracing them to their surprisingly humble beginnings. Plus, do you know what's in your vanilla flavoring? Do you want to? Well, listen anyway.

Music for this week's episode by:
Home - https://soundcloud.com/home-2001
Kevin MacLeod - http://incompetech.com/
Lee Rosevere - http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Lee_Rosevere/

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